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Binodan

Binodan/ noun: the act of beautifully administered public/mass thrashing, before during or after which the victim does not get to know his offence or to prepare his defense, which goes on for a minimum time period of 4 hours; 20 minutes; 0 seconds and after the end of which the victim falls pray to long [...]

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Tripti

Tripti/ noun: the prolonged and continuous feeling one is able to enjoy after having undergone treatments of Amanushism which have made one feel absolutely satisfied with the texture of one’s knuckle-powder, the purple-black shade of one’s complexion, the dilation of one’s nostrils, the cropping of one’s ear-hairs, the sound of the splintering of one’s shin [...]

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Ananda

Ananda/ noun: the after effect of Sukh in which one feels either the profoundness of one’s previous Sukh or suffers the resulting consequences of the same, with the broadest grin one’s facial skin allows one to exhibit. SYN happiness.
· Ananda-dayak/ that which gives Ananda, often used as adjective/adverb with words such as exam, drop, flight, [...]

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Sukh

Sukh/sookh/noun: the primary feeling that one has when one’s sensory receptors are crying out loud,as in cases of having one’s patella coarsely powdered or when one gets to keep his arm inside a particularly large grizzly bear’s mouth at a discount price of say,46534243567657 million$ etc.:today’s handshake with Chironex was a real sukh.SYN: Pleasure.
Origin:Bengali.
-G.B. Retarded [...]

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Kickability

This is to define the term kickability-

1> In case of humans- no. of kicks a human takes per minute before the ‘OMAGO’ threshold. ( OMAGO threshold is the phenomenon of a capacitor feeling that his/her dearest ambition would be to die)
2> In case of inhumans, it is the no. of kicks per minute that an [...]

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Inhumanity

The wrong definition. And common misconception:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Inhumanity
 
Noun.
Inhumanity is the state of mind of a living capacitor, by virtue of which he/she/it may ALWAYS, KNOWINGLY do that which he/she/it shouldn’t.
The keywords being ‘ALWAYS’, ‘KNOWINGLY’ and ‘SHOULDN’T’.

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Foreword

This is a list of words that the typical inhuman generally uses in his day to day life. They are, quite obviously not put together in any conceivable order. So ‘F’ may very well start the list well in advance of ‘u’. Or not.

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