The Punchbag

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Torture Techniques- day one.

Catch Tony . The plan for it is briefly: Bribe his pet dog so that it strays from normal path during constitutional. Now pretend to be a busty blonde and seduce Tony into a red car (model: Sumo, if you have it). Tap his head with the heaviest piece of ferrum you can lift. Threaten [...]

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Binodan

Binodan/ noun: the act of beautifully administered public/mass thrashing, before during or after which the victim does not get to know his offence or to prepare his defense, which goes on for a minimum time period of 4 hours; 20 minutes; 0 seconds and after the end of which the victim falls pray to long [...]

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Tripti

Tripti/ noun: the prolonged and continuous feeling one is able to enjoy after having undergone treatments of Amanushism which have made one feel absolutely satisfied with the texture of one’s knuckle-powder, the purple-black shade of one’s complexion, the dilation of one’s nostrils, the cropping of one’s ear-hairs, the sound of the splintering of one’s shin [...]

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Ananda

Ananda/ noun: the after effect of Sukh in which one feels either the profoundness of one’s previous Sukh or suffers the resulting consequences of the same, with the broadest grin one’s facial skin allows one to exhibit. SYN happiness.
· Ananda-dayak/ that which gives Ananda, often used as adjective/adverb with words such as exam, drop, flight, [...]

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Sukh

Sukh/sookh/noun: the primary feeling that one has when one’s sensory receptors are crying out loud,as in cases of having one’s patella coarsely powdered or when one gets to keep his arm inside a particularly large grizzly bear’s mouth at a discount price of say,46534243567657 million$ etc.:today’s handshake with Chironex was a real sukh.SYN: Pleasure.
Origin:Bengali.
-G.B. Retarded [...]

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PP

The following are some expansions of the term P
PARAM POOJONIO
POCHA PNATHA
PNACHAMUKHO PORIBRAJAK
PALAK PIONEER
PORK PAD
POOR PLASMID
PATAL PASTE
PLAGUED PARROT
PIZZA PLATE
POOH POOH
PIG PISS
PRACTICAL PERIOD
PASTY PANCAKE
PAGIR PAJHARA
POT PET
PELLEGRA PREVENTING
PALE PRAT
PATCH PATCH
PUG PANCREAS
PANDOREAL POOL
PUNJABI PAAN
PUTRIFIED PALAK
PICKLED PATKATHI
PNATKA POSHU
PURE PASHONDO
PUNY PUG
PATHER PNACHALI
PANTHE’R POLIO
PURE POROMSUKH
PHUTO PANTALOON
PORONINDA POROCHORCHA
POTATO PEELINGS
PNASHUTEPAGOL
PLEASE PUNCH
PROSHADER PNARA …
PNAKE PODDO
POSHCHATE PIPILIKA
POSHCHATE PODAGHAT
PARANOID PROGENY
POSTOBNATAY PEREK
PLAGUED PNACHA
PRONOYER PIRIT
PETE POKA
PANCAKE-E POITE
PUBLIC PNADANI
PANER [...]

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Kickability

Kickability

This is to define the term kickability-

1> In case of humans- no. of kicks a human takes per minute before the ‘OMAGO’ threshold. ( OMAGO threshold is the phenomenon of a capacitor feeling that his/her dearest ambition would be to die)
2> In case of inhumans, it is the no. of kicks per minute that an [...]

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The Oath

The oath to inhumanity.
I, (name), hereby swear in the name of G.B.’s and all that I hold unholy, that I’m upto no good. The secret fire of insanity which till now I had only dreamt of worshipping, I now take to be my deity. By virtue of my position, I declare open wars against Ga-humans [...]

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Inhumane

Inhumanity is a state of mind. A certain way of doing things. The official definition can be viewed by clicking on the link.
All things living or non-living excepting exceptions, like EM waves are capacitors. Now we broadly divide capacitors into ‘Living’ and ‘Non-living’.
The living capacitors are further divided into classes such as:
1> Inhuman: Capacitors that ALWAYS [...]

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